Backyard Athletes Mugs

Window in the Outfield.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"The pH level seems a little off."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"How?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Human males marking territory.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Beer Garden Kit

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."