Backyard Olympian Mugs

Lawnmower racing

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"How?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

Strikeout Dog

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"A little high and inside."