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Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Run, Mike, Run!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"A little high and inside."

Heat and Food Poisoning

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Window in the Outfield.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"It's a mug's game!"

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"Go to bed!""No!"

How To Play Tennis

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'I've heard of couples arguing over the bedclothes before, but for them to call the police is ridiculous!'

Decoy hamper

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

"Maybe we could move the horseshoe pit a little farther from the house."

Mother nailing child into bunk bed.