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"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

fish in a bottle...

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Computer Virus

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

No fly zone

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'