Nature Battler Prints

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'How long did you try before calling?'

fish in a bottle...

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Tennis Player.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Toad roadkill.