Snow Battler T-Shirts

"Enough already, you imperious mother of outdoor sports!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Polar bear bowling alley

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'War is heck!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Skiers

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Bears throwing snowballs at a man on a snowmobile.