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'All they took was my snowblower.'

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Ok kids, Daddys got to get to work, time to get off the car"

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"It's as hard as nails out there."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Snowman Driver

Snow is falling...

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

fish in a bottle...

Freezing

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I surprise you every year!"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Directions for walker across several hills.

A sleeping couple

Stadium usher of the month.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Mr Winter.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'