Drought Battler T-Shirts

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Get an afterlife!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Computer Virus

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Tennis Player.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Protecting the green

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Heat and Food Poisoning

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."