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Water Shortage

'We have plenty of electricity and great phone service but still no rain.'

"Tommy!"

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Umbrella Roof

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Coming out of the crisis

Jetsgo out of business.

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Trees and hurricanes

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

Green Shoots

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"