Drought Defender T-Shirts

Protecting the green

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I can see our house from here."

Nuclear waste.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Fish with Shield

COP26 GLASGOW

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

COP26

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Save the Cacti.

'And there is the Black Sea, Dad?' 'No, no, this is the Gulf of Mexico.'

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last few million years, then you'll be as good as new!'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts