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Save the Cacti.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

No Soliciting

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I can see our house from here."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Nuclear waste.

A Change of Scene.

100k Desert Crawl

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Hurricane damage to trees

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'Who is to blame?'