Deer Defender T-Shirts

'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Smokey The Tree"

Super Heroes.

No Soliciting

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

A Change of Scene.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Who is to blame?'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

GMOs

Deforestation