Deer Defender Mugs

'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Smokey The Tree"

No Soliciting

Super Heroes.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Climate Change

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Adapting to global warming.

Fish with Shield

Deforestation