Water Defender T-Shirts

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Smokey The Tree"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The New Normal

Climate Change

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Wrong leadership.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Nuclear waste.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Save the river.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).