Blizzard Battler Gifts

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Ok kids, Daddys got to get to work, time to get off the car"

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"It's as hard as nails out there."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Pop Culture for Teens

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Snowman Driver

Snow is falling...

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Freezing

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

fish in a bottle...

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I surprise you every year!"

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

A sleeping couple

Directions for walker across several hills.

Stadium usher of the month.

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Mr Winter.