Blizzard Braver Gifts

'I bet your mother never made you go to school in the middle of a polar vortex!'

"Tommy!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Male Pattern Baldness

Snowman Driver

Freezing

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"I surprise you every year!"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Stadium usher of the month.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Swing in the winter.

Directions for walker across several hills.

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'...And now for tonight's weather report: 'It's too late for us, just try to save yourselves!''

Mr Winter.

Ice Sculpture.

Old Man Winter.