Blizzard Adventurers Gifts

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"I can't believe they cancelled the kids school for this."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Tommy!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

Skiing

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Easter Egg Delivery

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Fetching some fuel.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Windmill

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

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Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'