Snowstorm Adventurers Gifts

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Taxi

Say, I just had a thought

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.