Blizzard Adventurer Gifts

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Easter Egg Delivery

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Polar bears

'Pull...'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Fetching some fuel.