Blizzard Adventurer Gifts

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

The polar olympics

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Easter Egg Delivery

The lonely figure

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."