Blizzard Survivor Gifts

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Tommy!"

Snowman longing for a thaw.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Frigid Cold

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Bus Stop

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Flights suspended snowstorm

Trading Places.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."