Blizzard Survivor Gifts

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Tommy!"

Snowman longing for a thaw.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Frigid Cold

Bus Stop

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Still snowing upstate?"