Blizzard Fanatic Gifts

Lost in the Arctic...

"Tommy!"

"Little help?"

"Bless You."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Do you like my bling?

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Food fight!'

"What does she have that I don't?"

People of the Fall

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Football fan

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

Leaf Dive Score

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'