Blizzard Braver Pillows

'I bet your mother never made you go to school in the middle of a polar vortex!'

"Tommy!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Snowman Driver

Male Pattern Baldness

Freezing

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

"I surprise you every year!"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'This is my favorite time of year!'

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Stadium usher of the month.

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Swing in the winter.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

Mr Winter.

'...And now for tonight's weather report: 'It's too late for us, just try to save yourselves!''

Old Man Winter.