Blizzard Buster Gifts

"Enough already, you imperious mother of outdoor sports!"

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"Tommy!"

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Snowman Driver

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Freezing

Santa Claws...

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"I surprise you every year!"

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

The housing market begins to deflate.

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

Swing in the winter.

Mr. Winter blast returns.