Blister Battler Gifts

Directions for walker across several hills.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Pop Culture for Teens

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Heat and Food Poisoning

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

A sleeping couple

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Stadium usher of the month.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"It's a mug's game!"

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Hare restorer.

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Internot - No broadband in your area.

Miles/Blisters.