Blister Battler Mugs

Directions for walker across several hills.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

fish in a bottle...

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Painter's Duel.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Heat and Food Poisoning

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Mr. Winter blast returns.

A sleeping couple

Knights of the Coffee Table

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Stadium usher of the month.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Hare restorer.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"It's a mug's game!"

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Internot - No broadband in your area.

Miles/Blisters.

'I've been telling you your toupee looks like nest material.'