Bottle Battler Gifts

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Bad times to sneeze

Wine Talking

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

fish in a bottle...

Painter's Duel.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

A sleeping couple

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

"It's a mug's game!"

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

Getting in shape (or not)

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."