Beer Belly Battler Gifts

Getting in shape (or not)

Body by Jake

Run, Mike, Run!

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Big Burgers.

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

BEER BELLY

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Knights of the Coffee Table

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"It's a mug's game!"

'Quiet you!'

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

'Can you touch your toes?'

Man with a football tattooed onto his stomach.

". . . So tell me Mr. Confirmed Bachelor. . . why did you get married?"

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station