Beer Belly Enthusiast Gifts

Body by Jake

To help relieve the strain on their backs, many men are using beer-belly strollers.

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

Beer Stall

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Happy thoughts