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A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Body by Jake

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Oi! '

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Dashiell Hammett

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

BEER BELLY

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'Take it outside!'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"Made with pride in our basement."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

'Quiet you!'

'What's your best seller?'

"It's a mug's game!"

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'More buzz for the buck.'