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A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Body by Jake

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Oi! '

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Dashiell Hammett

BEER BELLY

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'Take it outside!'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

"Made with pride in our basement."

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

'Quiet you!'

"It's a mug's game!"

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

'What's your best seller?'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

'More buzz for the buck.'

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'