Beer Belly Pride Pillows

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Body by Jake

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'I couldn't take it anymore- all that E-I-E-I-Oing!'

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"High Priest"