Beer Belly Club Pillows

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Wanna talk about it?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Next Round Indicator

Body by Jake

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'I couldn't take it anymore- all that E-I-E-I-Oing!'

Bitter End

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'