Beer Belly Club Pillows

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Wanna talk about it?

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Body by Jake

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Bitter End

'I couldn't take it anymore- all that E-I-E-I-Oing!'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'