Beer Belly Pride Gifts

"He's still hoping that drinking might become an Olympic sport."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

Body by Jake

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'I couldn't take it anymore- all that E-I-E-I-Oing!'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'