Beer Belly Advocate Gifts

Feeling inadequate around his drinking buddies, Warren began to wear a prosthetic beer gut.

Body by Jake

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'Oi! '

Beer companies merge.

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'

BEER BELLY

Drinking Conversion Chart

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Alex Higgins

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

'Quiet you!'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

To help relieve the strain on their backs, many men are using beer-belly strollers.

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

Getting in shape (or not)

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

Bobsleigh Sobriety Test

Man with a football tattooed onto his stomach.