Beer Belly Boaster Pillows

Man with a football tattooed onto his stomach.

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Body by Jake

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'You've had enough!'

BEER BELLY

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'Quiet you!'

"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

Getting in shape (or not)

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

'Of course you feel unwell. You have too much blood in your alcohol stream!'

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

'Can you touch your toes?'

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". . . So tell me Mr. Confirmed Bachelor. . . why did you get married?"

'See? — that's the big one I got away from.'

'He was finally crushed by the weight of his own beer belly.'