Beer Giggler Pillows

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Get on with it!

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"The cookies are always stale."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

'Lettuce pray!'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

Comedy Vicar Competition

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Bless you!'