Church Giggler Pillows

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'Do you have any previous experience as a Pope?'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"If you'll mute your phones, I'll mute mine."

'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"So a vicar is really like a ticket tout for heaven?"

Comedy Vicar Competition

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

Pea-headed Pope

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Simon Considers A Career Change

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Holywood: 'We just got it, what do you think?'

'Lettuce pray!'

Vicar Baiting

Church Seats

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Clown God

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

2pm meet your Creator

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'