Beer Giggler Mugs

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fancy a pint?

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"The cookies are always stale."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Lettuce pray!'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Comedy Vicar Competition

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.