Germ Giggler Pillows

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Not you. Your hair.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Hardy Annuals

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Beginning Yarder.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'