Bottle Battler Pillows

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Bad times to sneeze

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Wine Talking

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

fish in a bottle...

Painter's Duel.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

A sleeping couple

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"It's a mug's game!"

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Builder adjusting a wall.

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

Getting in shape (or not)

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."