Brew Battlers Pillows

"It's a mug's game!"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Get an afterlife!'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Heat and Food Poisoning

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

The future of warfare.

Builder adjusting a wall.

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

Getting in shape (or not)

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Decoy hamper

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"