Belief Battlers Pillows

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Get an afterlife!'

'Confusionism'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Heat and Food Poisoning

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"It's a mug's game!"

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

Support Our Apologists.

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

The Skeptics' Association.

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

'Well, self-righteousness is better than no righteousness at all, isn't it?'

Priest reading 'The Joy of Sects'.

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

'Hold it right there, fella.'

Monk with multiple beliefs

Monk destroys a question mark.

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'