Belief Battler Pillows

'Get an afterlife!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Confusionism'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Heat and Food Poisoning

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Support Our Apologists.

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

"It's a mug's game!"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

Reference and Economic Reference.

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

The future of warfare.

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

The Skeptics' Association.

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."