Belief Blender Pillows

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Get an afterlife!'

'Confusionism'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

First O.M.G. church.

Pub Kendo.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

Diplo

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

NYPD Siren Training

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"