Belief Balancer Pillows

'Hold it right there, fella.'

Monk with multiple beliefs

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Get an afterlife!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Confirmation Bias

'Confusionism'

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

Religion, This End Up

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'