Moral Balancer Pillows

"I've been making sure the good outweighs the bad."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Ethics exam cheater.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Yoga To-Do

"Arthur, I need my space."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Tightrope Walker.