Culture Blender Pillows

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'I'm going on a vision quest, do you want anything from Starbucks?'

"I wanted to holiday at home...but in Spain!"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

SAUER KRAUT, 'Sometimes I think Rome is getting TOO multicultural.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Jewish Origins of "Ave Maria".

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

Pub Kendo.

How was thine trip out west?

Mount Rushmoai

First O.M.G. church.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'We were peckish so we thought 'Let's pop into MacDonalds'!'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Native American Indian uses his tepee so he can get a good TV signal for the football.

'It's a selfie.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"He's updating his blog."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Iliadette.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

New music conference

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'