Culture Blender Pillows

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"I wanted to holiday at home...but in Spain!"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

SAUER KRAUT, 'Sometimes I think Rome is getting TOO multicultural.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

Pub Kendo.

Mount Rushmoai

First O.M.G. church.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Native American Indian uses his tepee so he can get a good TV signal for the football.

'It's a selfie.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Try to guess the continent dining...

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Iliadette.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

New music conference

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Summertime.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.