Sports Blender Pillows

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Snooker Golf.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Pub Kendo.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

First O.M.G. church.

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Football Fish

Cowpunk

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Diplo

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Easter and Passover Island

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'