Discipline Blender Pillows

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Pub Kendo.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

First O.M.G. church.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Motor-blender.

Cowpunk

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Diplo

Easter and Passover Island

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'