Beat Blender Pillows

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

Diplo

NYPD Siren Training

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

Music producers.

George Martin

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

The Music Lover.

'It's a selfie.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Pub Kendo.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

First O.M.G. church.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Cowpunk

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.